Far better than any dream girl

If a person/people want(s) to become my friend, the above said shall have to abide by a strict set of rules and procedures. If the above fails to comply with the set standards, the following disciplinary actions will be taken:

1st offense- Glare.
2nd offense- Heavy sigh, slight sarcasm, and glare.
3rd offense- Numerous sarcastic remarks and the above, in addition to the fact that I will speak to you less than before.
4th and continuing offense- The friendship will be banished and never thought of again.

This contract and all its components are legal and binding.

Rule 1:
The potential friend must not bore me. They must be exciting, at least in one way or another. ('Excitement' includes but is not limited to: attending games where we make fun of players, drive me somewhere without totally killing me, riding a rollercoaster 2302395 times, carousel rides, etc. 'Excitement' is NOT: talking to me on the phone about how bad your life is, making me feel bad about having fun, not laughing at my jokes but including the phrase "That's funny" without laughter, boring me in general, etc.)
1.a. The potential friend should never call me after six months of no correspondence and complain to me about how bad their life is. They should not make me feel bad about actually having a good life.

I, ________________________ (Potential friend's name here), hereby accept the above terms and would like to be considered as a potential friend. I understand that the above is not the entire agreement, and if a part is added that I do not agree with, I will retract my entrance form.*

___________________________
(Potential Friend's Signature)

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You are 93% Libra

Your overpowering need is to be independent and to direct your own life according to what you believe. Your dream is to become the leader of whatever field you enter. Whether it is in business, community, or in your general area of expertise, you are driven to be the reigning figure.

You have the courage and the confidence to lead others. You believe firmly that your judgment is preeminent over all others. This gives you the confidence to make bold decisions and carry them out, even when other lives are greatly affected by what you do. You rarely look back once you have made a decision.

You possess intelligence and wit. You are keenly insightful and are good at evaluating the abilities of others.

You are supremely individualistic. In your manner and dress, you like to project your own unique persona.

Consequently, you don't mind being controversial, and can even enjoy the attention and impact you have made on your surroundings.

You dislike routines, or anything that limits your freedom and independence.

Whenever you commit to something you truly love, you are absolutely tenacious in your ability to endure difficulties and overcome obstacles. You are highly responsible; you hate passing the buck. You possess remarkable willpower and a strong drive to succeed.

You are always looking for innovative ways of doing things.

Because you seek to be the boss in any endeavor, you have a tendency to dominate others. If you are not careful, especially in dealing with your subordinates and family, you may become ruthless in your decisions and behavior. You can also fall victim to impatience and intolerance, particularly if you grow conceited or superior.

You are the pioneer and the ground-breaker. You love the foreground, the hot-seat of responsibility. You have all the talents to succeed. As long as you maintain balance in your life, allowing others full expression of their thoughts and abilities, you will easily rise to the top of your chosen field and realize your ambitions

Omg, that was FREAKY!

I don't update this much. Hm.

So, I dont think that I'm going to start now.

Once again, if you really want to know what's going on in my life, click here.

That's all I know to tell you.

<3 Nikki

Damn. My MOM is going out for NYE and I'm not. Granted, it's for her birthday, but STILL! She's going to get kissed at midnight, and I'll be stuck watching the DJ light the log thing. By myself. I was invited to a party at Maynard, but there is NO WAY in heckles that I would go to that. (Actually, now, I'm getting desperate, and I'm kind of thinking about it. But I'm probably NOT going to go.)

Okay, so since I dont want to go to sleep, I'm going to do NIKKI'S BEST YEAR EVER. It really was, I think.

January:
Started my Joel escapade.
New Year's Resolution was to make freshie year the best year ever.
Did Kati's hair for homecoming
Also started the SGALA in Health class.
Watched Aladdin and a lot of other Disney movies at Kathy's house.
Told Deanna and Kayla about mirrors
Made Christina cry

February:
Actually went to church the first time that year
Ate a BigMac with Joel and Tyler (Ha, this is HARD! It was so long ago. I dont remember what I did, Ijust remmeber going to that Big Bang thing and eating!)
Sent Joel a steamy candy gram.
Told Joel that "I liked him and that my love for him burned with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns" LoL!
KATHY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

March:
Got my heart broken and went into depression for like 6 weeks. =(
HEATHERS BIRTHDAY!!!
St. Patrick's Day. I wore green make up, green pants, and I had Irish necklaces. There was more, but the make up and the necklaces were the best part.
Deanna sent me a SPD card! I still have it!
Made Christina cry again. We almost felt bad this time, because she and Rusty almost broke up over it. LOL.
Went to Heather's strange party with marijuana in the smoke machine. Stupid Ben!!!!!!!

April:
Sarah's birthday
Nothing really happened in April that I remember
SPRING BREAK.
That movie about Britney Spears came out on ABC Family! LoL. And this is probably permanently engraved in my memory file thing.

May:
Made JOEL cry.
Talked to Mrs McGhee about it.
The whole Joel escapade had gone WAAAAAY to far by now. We couldn't even look at each other. And whenever I did look at him, he was aroused by Tyler and Kyle.
Went to Kayla's house and made fun of everyone

June:
School's out.
Went to stupid 6Flags with Kathy and didnt have fun because we got heat exhaustion.
One week later, went to 6Flags with Brittany and had a little more fun because we followed some guy the whole way. lolol.
Went to the lake, dropped my shoes at the bottom, and got a KILLER sunburn.
Got a puppy.
Named it Tinker Belle.

July:
Can't remember.
This was obviously a very boring month.
O WAIT!!!!!!! I saw the NOTEBOOK and saw SCOTT on the same day in the same little strip thing. (after me and Sarah got out of the theatre, we went to the Kroger beside it and saw Jesus's gift to me...lol)
O And this girl said that I was going to hell because I listened to secular music and watched Scary Movie 3.
Also, 1 <3 the 90's was on and I watched it!!!
Last thing, I found out that Tiffany Edwards was my cousin
That month wasnt so boring after all...

August:
Started PUBLIC school.
Met Adam.
Met Burt.
Made friends.
Got a teacher that looked like Bill Cosby, but not half as cool.

September:
MY Birthday!!!!!!!!!!
Got my permit.
School stuff happened.
SCOTT GOT PANTSED!!!

October:
I bought Aladdin on DVD and got half of my Spanish class singing Prince Ali
Was supposed to go to Kathy's house but got FOOD POISONING at GORDON!
DJ OD'd on some pills and passed out in Bio.
ASHLEE SIMPSON LIPSYNCED ON SNL

November:
Everyone watched Presidential Bling Off with me
Everyone voted in the election
Eric LOST
I didn't have to move to Canada.
Thanksgiving

December:
CHRISTMAS
NEW YEARS
FINALS

I'm getting tired now. It's taken me half an hour to do that. Good night